sleep-therapyxxx asked: Yoooo chill out chubs that wasn't me ok TYSM
Anonymous asked: wen a wooman iz nakid and layz down, y doset look lyk a hammirhed shark wen her boobz fall 2 d sides?.
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
when a cute boy gives me his number i hyperventilate for an hour, cry a little, and stare at “Hey!” for 5 hours before i hit send i am 12 years old
cosrnos: It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me
bideogams: *goes into the bathroom with a gameboy* *comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
meladoodle: sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
I desperately miss having an intellectual intimacy with someone. I miss being able to spill all of my deep thoughts, insightful questions, and secrets to someone, and I miss getting the same from them in return. I miss having conversations with someone that make me question everything. I miss the days when someone could bring memories out of me that I forgot I had.
rehabbed: if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid